Pinned at the shore office / 19 October 2026
The no-ticket policy
Information for the real person reading our imaginary river.
You do not buy passage here
The Little Perhaps is a story ferry. The published website has no checkout, paid membership, ticket sale, deposit or advertising-credit purchase.
Nothing to stake or redeem
Packing the trunk and exploring the tales do not collect a payment or create a redeemable reward. A completed story is simply a completed story.
A note is not a purchase
Sending a shore-office enquiry does not place an order. Its reference identifies correspondence and is not an invoice, ticket or booking confirmation.
If a payment mentions this site
There is no purchase processed by this website to refund or return. Check the actual merchant and transaction details for a payment made elsewhere. You can report a mistaken association through the shore office without sending full card or bank details.
Any future paid offer
A future paid product would need a clear description, price and applicable terms before a customer committed. This policy does not announce a product or ask you to pay for one.